Painting of Adam and Eve

painting of adam and eve
  1. Jacque Hodgkin says:
    I needed about a second, because that's how obvious this religious sham is! Just my opinion, but I'm right.
    I needed about a second, because that's how obvious this religious sham is! Just my opinion, but I'm right.
  2. Dan Price says:
    Got it.
    Got it.
  3. Rj Watters says:
    unfortunately you're from canada, and canadians are NEVER right. go troll the 700 club and get back to making syrup and watching your cannucks just get knocked the fuck outta the playoffs by the Kings. #fuckcanada
    unfortunately you're from canada, and canadians are NEVER right. go troll the 700 club and get back to making syrup and watching your cannucks just get knocked the fuck outta the playoffs by the Kings. #fuckcanada
  4. Nicole Nelson says:
    I got it...
    I got it...
  5. Joey Stiflerajonrondo Lafountain via Facebook says:
    i may be retarded, but i dont get it.
    i may be retarded, but i dont get it.
  6. Austen Wenger via Facebook says:
    if they were the first humans on earth, then why do they have bellybuttons? lolol fuck logic
    if they were the first humans on earth, then why do they have bellybuttons? lolol fuck logic
  7. Freddi Goforth via Facebook says:
    birth, umbilical cord
    birth, umbilical cord
  8. Connor Heidebrecht says:
    Rj Watters Unfortunately your from America, so no matter what you say nobody else in the world gives a shit
    Rj Watters Unfortunately your from America, so no matter what you say nobody else in the world gives a shit
  9. Rj Watters says:
    Connor Heidebrecht at least here in America, we know what the fuck grammar is, and how to use it. and it's funny you say that, because here in America, we say what we want, and piss off faggy foreigners like you, and it doesn't matter! because WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU. It's such a great feeling to know how much better I am just because I'm American.
    Connor Heidebrecht at least here in America, we know what the fuck grammar is, and how to use it. and it's funny you say that, because here in America, we say what we want, and piss off faggy foreigners like you, and it doesn't matter! because WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU. It's such a great feeling to know how much better I am just because I'm American.
  10. Connor Heidebrecht says:
    How am I a foreigner?
    How am I a foreigner?
  11. Gary Dustin Whittington says:
    The point is that something made out of dust wouldn't have an umbilical cord, therefore wouldn't have a belly button...
    The point is that something made out of dust wouldn't have an umbilical cord, therefore wouldn't have a belly button...
  12. Matteo Danger Giommarelli says:
    "at least here in America, we know what the fuck grammar is, and how to use it." This may be the most hilarious thing I have ever read. XD
    "at least here in America, we know what the fuck grammar is, and how to use it." This may be the most hilarious thing I have ever read. XD
  13. Rj Watters says:
    Connor Heidebrecht not from America = Foreigner; Foreigner = second-class citizen; you = cocksmoker for questioning it.
    Connor Heidebrecht not from America = Foreigner; Foreigner = second-class citizen; you = cocksmoker for questioning it.
  14. Connor Heidebrecht says:
    LMFAO!!! please tell me your trolling, nobody can be that stupid
    LMFAO!!! please tell me your trolling, nobody can be that stupid
  15. Jessica Bryers says:
    Rj Watters wow, I don't think you could troll any harder if you wanted to :) keep on truckin' friend.
    Rj Watters wow, I don't think you could troll any harder if you wanted to :) keep on truckin' friend.
  16. Rj Watters says:
    Connor Heidebrecht trolling is for canadian cunts who feel they need to tell the world how intellectually superior they are because they don't believe in Christ.
    Connor Heidebrecht trolling is for canadian cunts who feel they need to tell the world how intellectually superior they are because they don't believe in Christ.
  17. Jacque Hodgkin says:
    So if you're in Canada every citizen around you would be a foreigner. Is that what you're saying? Jesus, man. Smoke some pot and calm down. If I offended you, you should do what Jesus would've done and forgiven me. Not use my nationality as an insult. I didn't CHOSE to be born here, so it doesn't matter. You should think about that before you wave your star spangled cock out to strangers ya fucking idiot
    So if you're in Canada every citizen around you would be a foreigner. Is that what you're saying? Jesus, man. Smoke some pot and calm down. If I offended you, you should do what Jesus would've done and forgiven me. Not use my nationality as an insult. I didn't CHOSE to be born here, so it doesn't matter. You should think about that before you wave your star spangled cock out to strangers ya fucking idiot
  18. Rochelle Watson says:
    But they are supposedly made in gods image....maybe god has a belly button??!!
    But they are supposedly made in gods image....maybe god has a belly button??!!
  19. Gary Dustin Whittington says:
    Would that mean that God has a mother?
    Would that mean that God has a mother?
  20. Amanda Martin says:
    RJ Watters, you aren't better than anyone, just arrogant as fuck. I'm a human being who happens to have been born and raised in Texas in America. I fit no stereotype of a typical brain washed rancid assed American, although you appear to; so stop misrepresenting us you mouthy douche nozzle. PS I Love You! Stop taking life so seriously!
    RJ Watters, you aren't better than anyone, just arrogant as fuck. I'm a human being who happens to have been born and raised in Texas in America. I fit no stereotype of a typical brain washed rancid assed American, although you appear to; so stop misrepresenting us you mouthy douche nozzle. PS I Love You! Stop taking life so seriously!
  21. Rochelle Watson says:
    Gary Dustin Whittington well Jesus is supposed to be god or the son of god and he definitely had a mother. I am not sure what christian theology says about god having a mother. My comment was merely a hypothesis as to why adam and eve had a belly button!
    Gary Dustin Whittington well Jesus is supposed to be god or the son of god and he definitely had a mother. I am not sure what christian theology says about god having a mother. My comment was merely a hypothesis as to why adam and eve had a belly button!
  22. Ricky Cheung says:
    Hmm maybe we should just stop feeding the troll?
    Hmm maybe we should just stop feeding the troll?
  23. Amanda Martin says:
    Ricky Cheung Trolls need to eat to. I just like to make them eat their greens so to speak. ;p
    Ricky Cheung Trolls need to eat to. I just like to make them eat their greens so to speak. ;p
  24. Ricky Cheung says:
    Amanda Martin I think its also funny how old he is and has on his profile that hes the "Top Commenter at Hogwarts". Don't worry about him, thankfully I have friends in the US that are nothing like him.
    Amanda Martin I think its also funny how old he is and has on his profile that hes the "Top Commenter at Hogwarts". Don't worry about him, thankfully I have friends in the US that are nothing like him.
  25. John Hunter Russell says:
    First coexisting comment! Inb4 religious nutter and evangelical atheist H8ing.
    First coexisting comment! Inb4 religious nutter and evangelical atheist H8ing.
  26. Ryan Hays says:
    I get it.
    I get it.
  27. Bobby Berg says:
    I'm still confused at how a statement concerning religion turned into this incredibly long argument of where someone lives...
    I'm still confused at how a statement concerning religion turned into this incredibly long argument of where someone lives...
  28. Sharon Taylor via Facebook says:
    Yep!! Lol
    Yep!! Lol
  29. Zachary Booker-Scott says:
    Biblical stories say that Eve was made from Adam's ribs and Adam was made out of dust and Earth I think. It's been a hwile since I've read over the Bible. So correct me if I'm wrong. This painting is out of a humans interpretation of the Biblical story and with all humans we are flawed including our perception on things. This artist thought it would look nice to have belly buttons not knowing the rampifications it would have on modern society. So, if you look at it at that aspect, it's no big deal. If you look at it like this where Christianity is stole other mythologies previous to its creation to create it's own religion, then you'll see that Christianity itself like many other mythologies is a bunch of hocus pocus. This is where I end my religious rant. Good night all. Dustin, feel free to delete this if you want to. Toodles everyone. Zachary's out.
    Biblical stories say that Eve was made from Adam's ribs and Adam was made out of dust and Earth I think. It's been a hwile since I've read over the Bible. So correct me if I'm wrong. This painting is out of a humans interpretation of the Biblical story and with all humans we are flawed including our perception on things. This artist thought it would look nice to have belly buttons not knowing the rampifications it would have on modern society. So, if you look at it at that aspect, it's no big deal. If you look at it like this where Christianity is stole other mythologies previous to its creation to create it's own religion, then you'll see that Christianity itself like many other mythologies is a bunch of hocus pocus. This is where I end my religious rant. Good night all. Dustin, feel free to delete this if you want to. Toodles everyone. Zachary's out.
  30. Erica Newcomb says:
    Who the fuck.....
    Who the fuck.....
  31. Jeff Sheltman says:
    As an American I will say that we have failed as citizens. Our Dollar is worth nothing, we have crap health-care and an obesity problem. All I'm saying is that Canadians clearly are the superior race. And as a bonus they have killer weed!
    As an American I will say that we have failed as citizens. Our Dollar is worth nothing, we have crap health-care and an obesity problem. All I'm saying is that Canadians clearly are the superior race. And as a bonus they have killer weed!
  32. Trevor Jensen says:
    And why does Adam have 6 pack abs and a haircut.. and Eves hair is butt length, but she has a bikini wax. I think the answer is clear. Ancient Aliens =P.
    And why does Adam have 6 pack abs and a haircut.. and Eves hair is butt length, but she has a bikini wax. I think the answer is clear. Ancient Aliens =P.
  33. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Yea...*this* is the major flaw with this scene...LOL.
    Yea...*this* is the major flaw with this scene...LOL.
  34. Sarah Muhlenberg says:
    The feet look kinda wierd.
    The feet look kinda wierd.
  35. Arturo Montalvo says:
    true!! THANK " GOD" i am a atheist -___- i hate religion !
    true!! THANK " GOD" i am a atheist -___- i hate religion !
  36. Tim Peterson says:
    Arturo Montalvo don't hate bruh, believe what you believe and stop hating.
    Arturo Montalvo don't hate bruh, believe what you believe and stop hating.
  37. Arturo Montalvo says:
    Tim Peterson just trolling like everyone else man! let me be !
    Tim Peterson just trolling like everyone else man! let me be !
  38. Tim Peterson says:
    Arturo Montalvo i'd have gone with genital mutilation
    Arturo Montalvo i'd have gone with genital mutilation
  39. Arturo Montalvo says:
    Tim Peterson whatever floats your boat buddy!
    Tim Peterson whatever floats your boat buddy!
  40. John Hunter Russell says:
    yea, those are america's problems....Def not the lobbying and 2 party system. Corrupt FDA working with/for companys instead of public health, and overtaxation for the underwaged
    yea, those are america's problems....Def not the lobbying and 2 party system. Corrupt FDA working with/for companys instead of public health, and overtaxation for the underwaged
  41. Abdeljalil Belfqih says:
    ...This was drawn by an artist that most likely never even laid eyes on the real Adam & Eve. I'd believe a photo more than a hand drawn picture. The artists just drew human bodies on how it is today. Nobody can even tell wether Adam & Eve had a belly button or not because this is image was drawn. If somebody has an actual photo of the first two human beings, then I can take it serious.
    ...This was drawn by an artist that most likely never even laid eyes on the real Adam & Eve. I'd believe a photo more than a hand drawn picture. The artists just drew human bodies on how it is today. Nobody can even tell wether Adam & Eve had a belly button or not because this is image was drawn. If somebody has an actual photo of the first two human beings, then I can take it serious.
  42. Owen Morphman Berkin says:
    thank you captain obvious.
    thank you captain obvious.
  43. Brandon Langmeier says:
    I'm still confused as how a "painting" of Adam and Eve is suddenly the reality of what happened. SHIT! Now that I've said that, people can use the same argument for the Bible... Darn there's really no disputing that. Except for saying that the Bible is the holy inspired Word of God, and this painting was the mistake of a Renaissance artist.
    I'm still confused as how a "painting" of Adam and Eve is suddenly the reality of what happened. SHIT! Now that I've said that, people can use the same argument for the Bible... Darn there's really no disputing that. Except for saying that the Bible is the holy inspired Word of God, and this painting was the mistake of a Renaissance artist.
  44. Kevin Charles Harrington says:
    I'm going to take a stab at this and say the reason it's weird they have belly buttons is the whole umbilical cord thing right? tell me if I'm wrong.
    I'm going to take a stab at this and say the reason it's weird they have belly buttons is the whole umbilical cord thing right? tell me if I'm wrong.
  45. Meghan Whitman says:
    Okay, I'm just going to say it: People that hate on America are just upset because our country has either kicked your country's ass in the past or is coming for you in the future! We are the BEST country in the world to live in. If we weren't, so many immigrants wouldn't bring their asses over here. You can go to any ER in the country and take a look around. There WILL be illegals there getting HEALTH CARE and they will NOT be turned away. You know why we're so uppity? Because we are born FREE. Freedom makes you feel entitled. And we are entitled, spoiled and stubborn. We are also born fighters! It's in our blood. Sometimes, I will admit, we fight for things that we don't even want. It's a pride thing. Also, I am an ORIGINAL America aka a Cherokee Indian and I can tell you that WE were hated 1st. So, go on and be jealous, but eventually, when you country falls into the shitter, or war breaks out over there, you will bring your butt over here and you know it. Where else in the world can a family come over and in one generation, own a business (like most immigrants do) and send their kids to college on Federal student aid? You tell me....I'll wait.
    Okay, I'm just going to say it: People that hate on America are just upset because our country has either kicked your country's ass in the past or is coming for you in the future! We are the BEST country in the world to live in. If we weren't, so many immigrants wouldn't bring their asses over here. You can go to any ER in the country and take a look around. There WILL be illegals there getting HEALTH CARE and they will NOT be turned away. You know why we're so uppity? Because we are born FREE. Freedom makes you feel entitled. And we are entitled, spoiled and stubborn. We are also born fighters! It's in our blood. Sometimes, I will admit, we fight for things that we don't even want. It's a pride thing. Also, I am an ORIGINAL America aka a Cherokee Indian and I can tell you that WE were hated 1st. So, go on and be jealous, but eventually, when you country falls into the shitter, or war breaks out over there, you will bring your butt over here and you know it. Where else in the world can a family come over and in one generation, own a business (like most immigrants do) and send their kids to college on Federal student aid? You tell me....I'll wait.
  46. Meghan Whitman says:
    And another thing, my Grandfather was a Marine and a gate guard for the Manhattan Project, aka the Atomic Bomb and he served when he was in his 20's and was standing outside the area while all sorts of chemicals were being released. He never had a good day afterwards and he lived to be 76 years old, but he had half of a tongue, and his so many scars running the lenght of his body that he looked like a zipper. My father was an a Navy Seal on a SOG team aka a KILL TEAM and had 3 tours in Vietnam. Both of my brothers served. My oldest brother was a Marine and served for 20 years, my other brother was an Army Ranger and served for 10. And we are all Native Americans. We love this fucking country and if you do not...then LEAVE!
    And another thing, my Grandfather was a Marine and a gate guard for the Manhattan Project, aka the Atomic Bomb and he served when he was in his 20's and was standing outside the area while all sorts of chemicals were being released. He never had a good day afterwards and he lived to be 76 years old, but he had half of a tongue, and his so many scars running the lenght of his body that he looked like a zipper. My father was an a Navy Seal on a SOG team aka a KILL TEAM and had 3 tours in Vietnam. Both of my brothers served. My oldest brother was a Marine and served for 20 years, my other brother was an Army Ranger and served for 10. And we are all Native Americans. We love this fucking country and if you do not...then LEAVE!
  47. Nils Amberg says:
    Answer to that last part; Sweden?
    Answer to that last part; Sweden?
  48. Tyler Anderson says:
    Either they were created with belly buttons... or the painter was an idiot.
    Either they were created with belly buttons... or the painter was an idiot.
  49. Rj Watters says:
    Nils Amberg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Tax-Revenues-As-GDP-Percentage-%2875-05%29.JPG maybe she should have clarified, where can you do all that, and not give most of your money back to the shitty government so they can support radical islam immigration.
    Nils Amberg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Tax-Revenues-As-GDP-Percentage-%2875-05%29.JPG maybe she should have clarified, where can you do all that, and not give most of your money back to the shitty government so they can support radical islam immigration.
  50. Nils Amberg says:
    http://xkcd.com/386/
    http://xkcd.com/386/
  51. Alexis Skye Keeler says:
    I think you guys all need to stop because saying the things that you are saying to someone just because you don't like what they have to say is making you all in the wrong. So let people say and believe what they want and worry about yourself.
    I think you guys all need to stop because saying the things that you are saying to someone just because you don't like what they have to say is making you all in the wrong. So let people say and believe what they want and worry about yourself.
  52. Brandon Fortier says:
    Since this is a painting... i don't think thats sufficient evidence to suggest that the bible is wrong on the adam and eve front... I mean there are plenty of OTHER reasons to give for that.
    Since this is a painting... i don't think thats sufficient evidence to suggest that the bible is wrong on the adam and eve front... I mean there are plenty of OTHER reasons to give for that.
  53. Juan Manuel H says:
    Miguel Valderrama? -. -
    Miguel Valderrama? -. -
  54. Pedro Jose Marrufo Lara says:
    a human just like you and me make that picture not God and it's obvious than that human never thoght about how if adam an eve were created by God how or why would he put them belly buttons?
    a human just like you and me make that picture not God and it's obvious than that human never thoght about how if adam an eve were created by God how or why would he put them belly buttons?
  55. Brad Dawson says:
    ahhh I get it, they shouldn't have belly buttons because because they never had an umbilical cord attached. shit makes sense now.
    ahhh I get it, they shouldn't have belly buttons because because they never had an umbilical cord attached. shit makes sense now.
  56. Alex Fox says:
    and why is adam's hair short and why are their toes so fugly and why doesn't adam have body hair and why can't I see his penis.
    and why is adam's hair short and why are their toes so fugly and why doesn't adam have body hair and why can't I see his penis.
  57. Alex Fox says:
    and why is adam's hair short and why are their toes so fugly and why doesn't adam have body hair and why can't I see his penis.
    and why is adam's hair short and why are their toes so fugly and why doesn't adam have body hair and why can't I see his penis.
  58. Cameron Wilfong says:
    Whomever DID paint this, they were not good at painting toes... >.>
    Whomever DID paint this, they were not good at painting toes... >.>
  59. Cameron Wilfong says:
    Whomever DID paint this, they were not good at painting toes... >.>
    Whomever DID paint this, they were not good at painting toes... >.>
  60. Leigh Marsh says:
    Wrong! OP is saying that the "Poke" feature was invented long before Facebook, thus belly buttons.
    Wrong! OP is saying that the "Poke" feature was invented long before Facebook, thus belly buttons.
  61. Leigh Marsh says:
    OK, Alexis Skye "Fun Police" Keeler says to knock it off. *mumbles "nothing fun on the Interwebz any more..."*
    OK, Alexis Skye "Fun Police" Keeler says to knock it off. *mumbles "nothing fun on the Interwebz any more..."*
  62. Leigh Marsh says:
    Thank GOD! I can't see his penis. FTFY
    Thank GOD! I can't see his penis. FTFY