Ah, because that wasn't at all a trivial joke that married couples make. Either that, or you're playing along with the joke's severity, Dylan, and Theri took it seriously instead. @.@ Either way, that sounds like a really fun thing to do with a dog. Shooting squirrels and pretend hunting. :)
Youve single handedly killed the entire joke. Any humor has been sucked out and choked to death by your blithering. Thank you. Now my fucking day is gonna suck just as much as your lack of goddamned humor!