Which Would You Rather Have?

which would you rather have?
  1. Jennifer Lowrey says:
    both?
    both?
  2. Nathan William Plunkett says:
    Eh, I'd just end up eating it either way.
    Eh, I'd just end up eating it either way.
  3. Roger Sarvis says:
    To every dude (over say 14) that chose the pokemon: Good. You kids go play cards or whatever over there in the shallow end of the gene-pool.
    To every dude (over say 14) that chose the pokemon: Good. You kids go play cards or whatever over there in the shallow end of the gene-pool.
  4. Louis Hensley says:
    hmmmm, potential infinite electrical generator that is powered by food and sleep, or vagina that could be mine if I tried hard enough....choices....
    hmmmm, potential infinite electrical generator that is powered by food and sleep, or vagina that could be mine if I tried hard enough....choices....
  5. Evan Jay-Walka Coleman says:
    Go for the pikachu. bitches love pikachus.
    Go for the pikachu. bitches love pikachus.
  6. Tim Peterson says:
    ew she's probably American.
    ew she's probably American.
  7. Jason Meek says:
    Pikachu uses Thunder Wave. There's paralyze-heals in my basement, though.
    Pikachu uses Thunder Wave. There's paralyze-heals in my basement, though.
  8. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Real Pikachu... You know how many friggin' chicks you could get walking around with a REAL PIKACHU on your shoulder?
    Real Pikachu... You know how many friggin' chicks you could get walking around with a REAL PIKACHU on your shoulder?
  9. Chewy Jetpack says:
    real pikachu is so much hotter. I'd totally rather bone real pikachu.
    real pikachu is so much hotter. I'd totally rather bone real pikachu.
  10. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    real pikachu absolutely. THEN...THUNDER WAVE ALL THE BITCHEZZZ.
    real pikachu absolutely. THEN...THUNDER WAVE ALL THE BITCHEZZZ.
  11. Brandon Steele says:
    that is a hard decision... I would go with a real pikachu.
    that is a hard decision... I would go with a real pikachu.
  12. Jacob Hald says:
    Imagine how many chicks dressed up as Pikachu you could get if you had a real Pikachu? Just saying.
    Imagine how many chicks dressed up as Pikachu you could get if you had a real Pikachu? Just saying.
  13. Daniel Cummins says:
    The chick.
    The chick.
  14. Bryan Beall says:
    Jessica Nigri... good lord what a babe.
    Jessica Nigri... good lord what a babe.
  15. Robert White says:
    WTFF Bryan thee maaill man justt deelivereed a paackag coontaaining a ii-paaadd two afterr i signneed up on that siteee u tolld me aboout heree http://www.facebook.com/nclcxikrakpfnhmipeted/#!/groups/370210829656177/rmajktfyesrixnw howw caan thiis beereeeal????
    WTFF Bryan thee maaill man justt deelivereed a paackag coontaaining a ii-paaadd two afterr i signneed up on that siteee u tolld me aboout heree http://www.facebook.com/nclcxikrakpfnhmipeted/#!/groups/370210829656177/rmajktfyesrixnw howw caan thiis beereeeal????
  16. Jesus Chucky Medrano says:
    I would rather Have Jessica Nigri all day.
    I would rather Have Jessica Nigri all day.
  17. Matthew Baker says:
    The real one. The money that thing could make would bring me a chick willing to dress as one.
    The real one. The money that thing could make would bring me a chick willing to dress as one.
  18. Earl Preston Cardinal says:
    the pika, bitches love pikachu
    the pika, bitches love pikachu
  19. Danny M Thompson says:
    Michael Sorgatz, same thing crossed my mind.
    Michael Sorgatz, same thing crossed my mind.
  20. Christopher Jeramy Bugawan says:
    the real pikachu.
    the real pikachu.
  21. James Prest says:
    I want an ii-paaad Seriously, that's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
    I want an ii-paaad Seriously, that's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
  22. Josh Quick says:
    A real Pikachu would be a wiser choice.
    A real Pikachu would be a wiser choice.
  23. Michael Sorgatz says:
    i agree, plus i think the pikachu could possible bring in chiks
    i agree, plus i think the pikachu could possible bring in chiks
  24. Michael Sorgatz says:
    i agree, plus i think the pikachu could possible bring in chiks
    i agree, plus i think the pikachu could possible bring in chiks
  25. Jesus Chucky Medrano says:
    I would rather Have Jessica Nigri all day.
    I would rather Have Jessica Nigri all day.
  26. Tiffany VanOver via Facebook says:
    real pikachu. this chick looks slutty. might give someone the herps. real pikachu can get all the women. he's cute.
    real pikachu. this chick looks slutty. might give someone the herps. real pikachu can get all the women. he's cute.
  27. Dylan Cantwell via Facebook says:
    I'd rather have Pikachu. That girl dresses as Pikachu, but Pickachu IS Pikachu.
    I'd rather have Pikachu. That girl dresses as Pikachu, but Pickachu IS Pikachu.
  28. Javier Chaverri via Facebook says:
    I prefer Jessica Nigri any day
    I prefer Jessica Nigri any day
  29. Dylan Cantwell via Facebook says:
    I always thought Pikachu was was female. If not, he's a real girly boy.
    I always thought Pikachu was was female. If not, he's a real girly boy.
  30. Riley North says:
    I'm pretty sure a real pikachu doesn't have the clap. +1 point for real pikachu.
    I'm pretty sure a real pikachu doesn't have the clap. +1 point for real pikachu.
  31. Jacob Hald says:
    Imagine how many chicks dressed up as Pikachu you could get if you had a real Pikachu? Just saying.
    Imagine how many chicks dressed up as Pikachu you could get if you had a real Pikachu? Just saying.
  32. Brandon Steele says:
    that is a hard decision... I would go with a real pikachu.
    that is a hard decision... I would go with a real pikachu.
  33. Louis Hensley says:
    hmmmm, potential infinite electrical generator that is powered by food and sleep, or vagina that could be mine if I tried hard enough....choices....
    hmmmm, potential infinite electrical generator that is powered by food and sleep, or vagina that could be mine if I tried hard enough....choices....
  34. Tobi Morris says:
    have fun with your skeleton.
    have fun with your skeleton.
  35. Zach Joseph Morgan says:
    Implying I find the girl on the right attractive.
    Implying I find the girl on the right attractive.
  36. Marshal Watson says:
    Duck lips. No.
    Duck lips. No.
  37. William Ahern says:
    Oh look, it's Jessica Nigiri. She's kind of an attention whore and is kinda of a bitch. I've met her, and just because she has a large fan base and everyone things she's attractive she kind becomes horrible to be around.
    Oh look, it's Jessica Nigiri. She's kind of an attention whore and is kinda of a bitch. I've met her, and just because she has a large fan base and everyone things she's attractive she kind becomes horrible to be around.
  38. Katharina Thomas says:
    cut it out zacharias
    cut it out zacharias
  39. Zach Joseph Morgan says:
    I've heard unsavory things about her. I just don't like how she's referred to as a cosplay queen, despite the fact most of her costumes are half assed and made by someone else to begin with.
    I've heard unsavory things about her. I just don't like how she's referred to as a cosplay queen, despite the fact most of her costumes are half assed and made by someone else to begin with.
  40. Zach Joseph Morgan says:
    D: meow
    D: meow
  41. William Ahern says:
    And they aren't so much cosplays as whorish costumes to get attention.
    And they aren't so much cosplays as whorish costumes to get attention.
  42. Zach Joseph Morgan says:
    I'm waiting for the obligatory post in ten minutes defending her because someone met her once somewhere. Talk about celebrities all you want, but God forbid if someone met them once.
    I'm waiting for the obligatory post in ten minutes defending her because someone met her once somewhere. Talk about celebrities all you want, but God forbid if someone met them once.
  43. William Ahern says:
    Hey, I'm just saying that when /I/ met her, and when my friends have met her, she's been a bitch.
    Hey, I'm just saying that when /I/ met her, and when my friends have met her, she's been a bitch.
  44. Marshal Watson says:
    She looks like she'd be. Again, duck lips.
    She looks like she'd be. Again, duck lips.
  45. William Ahern says:
    Also, I've met OTHER people that are internet famous, like Ashley and Anthony from "Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?" and they were extremely nice. Not sure if they're always like that, but when I met them they were.
    Also, I've met OTHER people that are internet famous, like Ashley and Anthony from "Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?" and they were extremely nice. Not sure if they're always like that, but when I met them they were.
  46. Terry LuLu Pruett says:
    real pikachu
    real pikachu
  47. Carolyn Jean May says:
    I agree. Real pikachu.
    I agree. Real pikachu.
  48. Riley North says:
    I'm pretty sure a real pikachu doesn't have the clap. +1 point for real pikachu.
    I'm pretty sure a real pikachu doesn't have the clap. +1 point for real pikachu.
  49. Tobi Morris says:
    The real pikachu, the chick one looks like a starved skeleton with waterballoons glued to its chest.
    The real pikachu, the chick one looks like a starved skeleton with waterballoons glued to its chest.
  50. Nick Gremmels says:
    Well I can't stand both of them... :/
    Well I can't stand both of them... :/
  51. Tobi Morris says:
    true, pikachu kinda sucks to begin with.
    true, pikachu kinda sucks to begin with.
  52. Jeffrey Scalzo says:
    HOWEVER, Pikachu will Evolve to Raichu....one of dah hardest hittest pokemanz in the league... if you let her hold some food the anorexic girl will evolve in to a full bodied MILF ...if not you get a skanky old woman....this is one of the toughest calls ever in the history of DudeLOL T_________T
    HOWEVER, Pikachu will Evolve to Raichu....one of dah hardest hittest pokemanz in the league... if you let her hold some food the anorexic girl will evolve in to a full bodied MILF ...if not you get a skanky old woman....this is one of the toughest calls ever in the history of DudeLOL T_________T
  53. Tobi Morris says:
    not to judge, but she looks like she tans, and dyes her hair, definitely not turning into a milf with that routine.
    not to judge, but she looks like she tans, and dyes her hair, definitely not turning into a milf with that routine.
  54. Danny M Thompson says:
    Tobi Morris, yeah but right now, it looks good, deffo worth a poke.
    Tobi Morris, yeah but right now, it looks good, deffo worth a poke.
  55. Tobi Morris says:
    Danny M Thompson, now think of EVERY OTHER guy that has thought that and all the std's.
    Danny M Thompson, now think of EVERY OTHER guy that has thought that and all the std's.
  56. Danny M Thompson says:
    Tobi Morris, she may have a well guarded entrance.
    Tobi Morris, she may have a well guarded entrance.
  57. Tobi Morris says:
    Danny M Thompson, but why take the chance?
    Danny M Thompson, but why take the chance?
  58. Danny M Thompson says:
    Tobi Morris, good point, I'll never ever bang another girl as long as I live.
    Tobi Morris, good point, I'll never ever bang another girl as long as I live.
  59. Tobi Morris says:
    Danny M Thompson, good luck with that.
    Danny M Thompson, good luck with that.
  60. Savannah Nicole says:
    Can I has Pikachu and steal the pikachu outfit then walk around with my new pika like a badass? Yea, that works.
    Can I has Pikachu and steal the pikachu outfit then walk around with my new pika like a badass? Yea, that works.
  61. Roger Sarvis says:
    yes. yes you can.
    yes. yes you can.
  62. Savannah Nicole says:
    Fuckkyea!
    Fuckkyea!
  63. Javier Casanova says:
    Real Pikachu, because then I'd have all the ladies lining up to get a glimpse. Ladies LOVE Pikachu. FACT
    Real Pikachu, because then I'd have all the ladies lining up to get a glimpse. Ladies LOVE Pikachu. FACT
  64. Adrian Emmanuel says:
    I'd fuck either one.
    I'd fuck either one.
  65. Gerard Fancuberta says:
    a real pikachu... a hot chick dressed as pickachu, can't evolve into a richu... but a pikachu can... *Poke-nerd~
    a real pikachu... a hot chick dressed as pickachu, can't evolve into a richu... but a pikachu can... *Poke-nerd~
  66. Ashley St Louis says:
    Michael Sorgatz - lmao smart man
    Michael Sorgatz - lmao smart man
  67. Charles Swagmuffin Cathater says:
    not the hot chick, she's doing the duck face.
    not the hot chick, she's doing the duck face.
  68. Ashley St Louis says:
    Michael Sorgatz - lmao smart man
    Michael Sorgatz - lmao smart man
  69. Charles Swagmuffin Cathater says:
    not the hot chick, she's doing the duck face.
    not the hot chick, she's doing the duck face.
  70. Nicholas French says:
    This is a very simple answer. If you can choose pikachu then that is to say Pokemon will then spontaneously exist in our dimension. Thus, we would a completely overhaul of our current world order and the world would be threatened by a group of pokemon mobsters known as Team Rocket. So the real question would be, Hot chick dressed up like a fiction animal who probably has had at least 1 or 2 STDs in their life or the ability to create a world where you get to be unemployed and run around the world battling Gym Leaders and eventually the Elite 4?
    This is a very simple answer. If you can choose pikachu then that is to say Pokemon will then spontaneously exist in our dimension. Thus, we would a completely overhaul of our current world order and the world would be threatened by a group of pokemon mobsters known as Team Rocket. So the real question would be, Hot chick dressed up like a fiction animal who probably has had at least 1 or 2 STDs in their life or the ability to create a world where you get to be unemployed and run around the world battling Gym Leaders and eventually the Elite 4?
  71. Nicholas French says:
    This is a very simple answer. If you can choose pikachu then that is to say Pokemon will then spontaneously exist in our dimension. Thus, we would a completely overhaul of our current world order and the world would be threatened by a group of pokemon mobsters known as Team Rocket. So the real question would be, Hot chick dressed up like a fiction animal who probably has had at least 1 or 2 STDs in their life or the ability to create a world where you get to be unemployed and run around the world battling Gym Leaders and eventually the Elite 4?
    This is a very simple answer. If you can choose pikachu then that is to say Pokemon will then spontaneously exist in our dimension. Thus, we would a completely overhaul of our current world order and the world would be threatened by a group of pokemon mobsters known as Team Rocket. So the real question would be, Hot chick dressed up like a fiction animal who probably has had at least 1 or 2 STDs in their life or the ability to create a world where you get to be unemployed and run around the world battling Gym Leaders and eventually the Elite 4?