Why Are You Going to College?

why are you going to college?
  1. Drew Pieper says:
    must say Jules, mind if i call you that? Your a bit of a kill joy. I don't even know you but from what i CAN tell, your the type of person that hears a slightly to very offensive JOKE and you get butt hurt and try to correct them on any or all information that may had been wrong in the joke.
    must say Jules, mind if i call you that? Your a bit of a kill joy. I don't even know you but from what i CAN tell, your the type of person that hears a slightly to very offensive JOKE and you get butt hurt and try to correct them on any or all information that may had been wrong in the joke.
  2. Snizzle Dizzle says:
    Is that Octomom?
    Is that Octomom?
  3. Danielle Capybara via Facebook says:
    shit...if i could get that kind of cash.... burn them books.
    shit...if i could get that kind of cash.... burn them books.
  4. Julie Brassard says:
    Because I don't want my money to smell like old sweat and cheap coconut oil..
    Because I don't want my money to smell like old sweat and cheap coconut oil..
  5. Shane Rogers says:
    Also, those are all singles.
    Also, those are all singles.
  6. Steven Dudics says:
    I think there is probably 500 dollars there. If that is one night, which is what it looks like, that is insane.
    I think there is probably 500 dollars there. If that is one night, which is what it looks like, that is insane.
  7. Julie Brassard says:
    Good lawyer=500$ per hour..
    Good lawyer=500$ per hour..
  8. Julie Brassard says:
    whats bothering me is her bare ass on that nasty floor.. But I guess she left her good judgment at home with the kids and Baby daddy no 3..
    whats bothering me is her bare ass on that nasty floor.. But I guess she left her good judgment at home with the kids and Baby daddy no 3..
  9. Karla A. Radu says:
    oh yeah, let's all drop outta school and become prostitutes or strippers. what dumb fucking logic..
    oh yeah, let's all drop outta school and become prostitutes or strippers. what dumb fucking logic..
  10. Matt Markham says:
    funny how the chicks on here would never make any money as either one of those professions. :P just sayin ugly bitches be hatin.
    funny how the chicks on here would never make any money as either one of those professions. :P just sayin ugly bitches be hatin.
  11. Dylan Cantwell says:
    Some women strip to pay their way through college. They're still wanting to go to college, instead of stripping all of their lives. I'm sure there's a reason for that.
    Some women strip to pay their way through college. They're still wanting to go to college, instead of stripping all of their lives. I'm sure there's a reason for that.
  12. Kayla Fawn Walter says:
    that's hilarious, but even funnier how SERIOUS people are taking this. oh yeah lets all be strippers. yep that's what its saying, for sure.
    that's hilarious, but even funnier how SERIOUS people are taking this. oh yeah lets all be strippers. yep that's what its saying, for sure.
  13. Andrew Hanwell says:
    Also as an exotic dancer, your career can only be so long. A stripper over 30 or even 25 is very rare. Plus, I've seen Showgirls. It's not as fun as you think.
    Also as an exotic dancer, your career can only be so long. A stripper over 30 or even 25 is very rare. Plus, I've seen Showgirls. It's not as fun as you think.
  14. Brian Rogers says:
    Because I don't have tits.
    Because I don't have tits.
  15. Julie Brassard says:
    would you like your beautiful pretty wife or daughter to make money rubbing her tits on some stinky sweaty retard? I don't..
    would you like your beautiful pretty wife or daughter to make money rubbing her tits on some stinky sweaty retard? I don't..
  16. Erica Newcomb says:
    The bare ass on the floor bothers me and her boobs seem to be attached to each other at the top.
    The bare ass on the floor bothers me and her boobs seem to be attached to each other at the top.
  17. Julie Brassard says:
    oh shit! lol what the hell!??
    oh shit! lol what the hell!??
  18. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
    What, yours don't do that? Mine do.
    What, yours don't do that? Mine do.
  19. Julie Brassard says:
    well after a few ''bend-forward-checking-my-boob-crack-moves''.. It appears mine do too.. So false alarm on the weird attached boobs.. I guess I don't look at myself enough when I bend forward.. :p
    well after a few ''bend-forward-checking-my-boob-crack-moves''.. It appears mine do too.. So false alarm on the weird attached boobs.. I guess I don't look at myself enough when I bend forward.. :p
  20. Erica Newcomb says:
    No!
    No!
  21. Erica Newcomb says:
    Either her chest protrudes unnaturally or she has extreme extra cleavage fat there. That's way too far down the boob to be okay.
    Either her chest protrudes unnaturally or she has extreme extra cleavage fat there. That's way too far down the boob to be okay.
  22. Julie Brassard says:
    nah,I think it's just her top pushing them together. But anyways,the point is nasty-nasty,girls need education,not Johns..
    nah,I think it's just her top pushing them together. But anyways,the point is nasty-nasty,girls need education,not Johns..
  23. Erica Newcomb says:
    *sigh* I think she has tard boobs but I do agree with education.
    *sigh* I think she has tard boobs but I do agree with education.
  24. Sabrina Reyes says:
    How on earth would you know she's naked under there??
    How on earth would you know she's naked under there??
  25. Piper Hamelin says:
    You've clearly not been to any stripclubs in Tampa.
    You've clearly not been to any stripclubs in Tampa.
  26. Piper Hamelin says:
    Or to any club on a Tuesday afternoon.
    Or to any club on a Tuesday afternoon.
  27. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    can no one understand a joke anymore?
    can no one understand a joke anymore?
  28. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
    For example, we just did a whole lot of educating ourselves about boobs and how they're supposed to look.
    For example, we just did a whole lot of educating ourselves about boobs and how they're supposed to look.
  29. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
    Nathaniel Laundrie Hahaha! Wait, was that a joke?
    Nathaniel Laundrie Hahaha! Wait, was that a joke?
  30. Julie Brassard says:
    Nathaniel Laundrie the fact that I was just educated by a dude on how my boobs might look like is pretty fuckin funny to me..
    Nathaniel Laundrie the fact that I was just educated by a dude on how my boobs might look like is pretty fuckin funny to me..
  31. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
    Well, boob-looking's basically always been a hobby of mine... ._.
    Well, boob-looking's basically always been a hobby of mine... ._.
  32. Julie Brassard says:
    should be an educational trail to follow! history of the bossom,ant their reactions to gravity..
    should be an educational trail to follow! history of the bossom,ant their reactions to gravity..
  33. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
    And an art history course, featuring the famous Dali painting of sagging breasts, "The Persistence of Mammaries".
    And an art history course, featuring the famous Dali painting of sagging breasts, "The Persistence of Mammaries".
  34. Bryan Ofwgkta Duhh says:
    Julie U Want to Stfu? JEEZUZUr In Every Fucking Comment. Let People Have Their Own Opinion Shit.
    Julie U Want to Stfu? JEEZUZUr In Every Fucking Comment. Let People Have Their Own Opinion Shit.
  35. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    Julie Brassard that is pretty funny, and no Adam my first comment was not a joke.
    Julie Brassard that is pretty funny, and no Adam my first comment was not a joke.
  36. Adam Brachiosaurus Tutkus says:
    Nathaniel Laundrie Sorry. :P
    Nathaniel Laundrie Sorry. :P
  37. Angelo Mole says:
    Matt Turgeon Scott Dressler.
    Matt Turgeon Scott Dressler.
  38. Karla A. Radu says:
    Nathaniel Laundrie I recently found out that someone I know started resorting to this type of thing...a girl I went to high school with. So I felt the need to say that.. And for your info, I do get a joke. Which is probably why I enjoy coming on dudelol....;P
    Nathaniel Laundrie I recently found out that someone I know started resorting to this type of thing...a girl I went to high school with. So I felt the need to say that.. And for your info, I do get a joke. Which is probably why I enjoy coming on dudelol....;P
  39. Nathaniel Laundrie says:
    Karla A. Radu oh srry, it is sad when people have to resort to this kind of thing. Far to common nowadays.
    Karla A. Radu oh srry, it is sad when people have to resort to this kind of thing. Far to common nowadays.
  40. Michael Reid says:
    Because my tits ain't that big.
    Because my tits ain't that big.
  41. Adam Mott says:
    To meet this girl...
    To meet this girl...
  42. Adam Mott says:
    I'm down
    I'm down
  43. Julie Brassard says:
    Brian,how can I say this so you understand.. no
    Brian,how can I say this so you understand.. no
  44. Julie Brassard says:
    too pretty for that! :)
    too pretty for that! :)
  45. Julie Brassard says:
    Drew Pieper nah.. I was just pretty bored last night. And this guy was just abrasive.. :) If I was like that,I'd do this all the time,which I don't..
    Drew Pieper nah.. I was just pretty bored last night. And this guy was just abrasive.. :) If I was like that,I'd do this all the time,which I don't..
  46. Matthew Deranger says:
    Julie Brassard what I think about you is that you are a bitch but you are not willing to admit it to yourself.
    Julie Brassard what I think about you is that you are a bitch but you are not willing to admit it to yourself.
  47. Tim Peterson says:
    years from now people will look back at the history of man. cave drawings, oil paintings, and pictures of strippers counting money with the words "ugly bitches be hatin" and there will be great facepalm across the land
    years from now people will look back at the history of man. cave drawings, oil paintings, and pictures of strippers counting money with the words "ugly bitches be hatin" and there will be great facepalm across the land
  48. Tim Peterson says:
    Matthew Deranger I'm with Julie here, actually i'm with anyone who isn't with someone who types 'JEEZUZUr' into a computer and then sends it out into the world (without using it to make fun of someone who types like that)
    Matthew Deranger I'm with Julie here, actually i'm with anyone who isn't with someone who types 'JEEZUZUr' into a computer and then sends it out into the world (without using it to make fun of someone who types like that)
  49. Samantha Hughes says:
    because she won't look like that forever!
    because she won't look like that forever!
  50. Joey Marell says:
    because 258 bucks in singles isn't going to buy more then a new thong and some mcdonalds...
    because 258 bucks in singles isn't going to buy more then a new thong and some mcdonalds...
  51. Alexander Sergejev says:
    Easy. So I can afford to add to her piles :P
    Easy. So I can afford to add to her piles :P
  52. Alexander Sergejev says:
    Tim Peterson either that, or the Idiocracy prophesy will materialize, and they will be revered as the wisdom of ancestors depicting the most respected jobs.
    Tim Peterson either that, or the Idiocracy prophesy will materialize, and they will be revered as the wisdom of ancestors depicting the most respected jobs.
  53. Dirk Kruger says:
    Well said.
    Well said.